After so many tiresome and frustrating years of the dominance of liberal cartoon ducks in the media, a new voice is now howling in the wilderness against the bleeding hearts who are trying to end capitalism and oppress Christianity. Mallard Fillmore is no longer the only right-wing waterfowl brave enough to draw the line in the stand and say, "No more!" to the shrill negativity of the acquatic liberal elite.
Duckerford B. Hayes proudly enters the fray and vows to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with his winged brethren.
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